BBC Radio Podcasts from The Toby Foster Podcast
No selfies with Rick Astley
Toby and Chelsey nearly meet Rick Astley, Nick's food pics and Xanthe's wet breakfast.
Ducks and crocodiles alive!
Toby the duck caller, Nick's back from Crete and Chelsey's on Radio 1.
Winking Willy's
Toby's searching for Willy's in Cleethorpes and what is in Chelsey's box?
Warm mayo is wrong
Toby the spider killer and Chelsey thinks Wendy is a wicked women.
Toby's taxis and mock exams
Toby's got exciting weekend plans.
Fatty Foulkes and Stormzy's fish fingers
Toby's goallie tips, Chelsey's upset with Stormzy and Nick doesn't get Hayley's old job?
Gammon Lakes of Milton Keynes
Topy and Chelsey discuss ham, Hayley makes her debut and learns about Lakes from Nick.
Toby's Carvery and falling down a hole
Toby's holiday mis-hap and Nick and Chelsey question Toby's Yorkshire pudding advice.
Mr Benn
Toby wonders what TV's Mr Benn was up to and Chelsey takes on Nick in a game of 'slaps'.
Beatbox Arctic Toby and the naked cake thief
Toby does Arctic Monkeys like George Formby but Chelsey and Nick don't rate his beatbox.
Billionaires and train sets
Gherkins get Toby in a pickle, Chelsey doesn't get train sets and Nick the scientist.
Ice Ice Chelsey and Sausage Rolls
No sausage roll cake for Toby but Chelsey's more upset with Nick's Arctic Monkey's quiz.
Yes Waaay!
Toby takes Whitby to task, Nick is back but Chelsey wants to see his eye patch?
Fly bites and feeding young farmers
Toby tackles caller Oscar's issue with flies and Chelsey takes the keepy uppy challenge.
Diet chocolate and driving dogs
Toby has some advice for chocolate makers and Chelsey's off to a kids birthday party.
Burgers, family do's and fights
Toby loves christenings, Chelsey's song for Europe and Simon Thake turns up for Nick.
Not a happy Harry Potter World
Toby loves Canal Boat Diaries, Chelsey's been to London and Wendy takes over from Nick.
Bad tattoos and Agadoo
Toby helps the teachers as a kids party DJ but Chelsey and Nick aren't impressed.
Seagulls and soggy trifle
Toby knows about birds, Nick has a seagull coffee story and Chelsey makes a discovery.
Unpopular Opinions
The Peak District bores Toby, Chelsey doesn't get dogs and is Nick funnier than Toby?
Chips and gravy snow day
Toby and Nick never had snow days as kids and Chelsey wants to be a 'binocular-ist'?
Naughty monkeys and Richard Hawley
Toby's been to the Zoo, Chelsey's dressed like Rocky and what's under Nick's bed?
Spongebob Yoda
Chelsey thinks Toby is like Patrick the cartoon starfish and Jedi Nick talks like a Yoda.
Stones, spies and valentines
Toby thinks he's a spy, Xanthe thinks he's an old man but who buys Chelsey toilet rolls?
In search of Bryan Reynolds
Toby, Chelsey and Nick are ready for Ryan at Sheffield United but not their hotdogs...
Planes, trains and pants first?
Toby's been taken for a ride by a gurkha, Chelsey goes for socks and Nick's happy meal?
The hospital radio show
Toby and Chelsey have been to the doctor's and Nick remembers his hospital radio days.
Fish, chips and cigs in Paris
Toby is blah according to Nick and Xanthe and Chelsey is back from Paris with gifts.
The Christmas eve, eve quiz
Festive fun with quizmaster Nick with Toby and Chelsey joined by actual team members!
Mistletoe no way Mr Bond
Toby, Chelsey and Nick swop Christmas party stories and Xanthe is back but she's no spy!
'I don't snore!'
Toby wants a cafe, Chelsey likes raw cheese and don't mention vacuum cleaners to Nick.
Car boots and hospital food
Toby's secret for a cheap meal, Chelsey's £11 fish and chips and Nick is just toasty.
80's perms & wigs in blankets
Toby and Nick take a fashion trip back to their youth and Chelsey is nuts about milk.
Snuggly man bear and dart through a trumpet
Xanthe is back, Chelsey is not happy with quizmaster Nick and what did Toby do at 17?
Trick or Treat Beatniks
Toby tries poetry, Chelsey discovers Frank Sidebottom but Nick's not a fan of Halloween
Cruising with Brian the bread man
Toby has tips for surviving a cruise and why was Chelsey sacked from her student job?
Big Brother and fake pigeons
Toby explains why he has a fake pigeon and Chelsey is excited about Big Brother's return.
Bananas over pyjamas and Lion poo
To wear or not to wear PJ's in the supermarket and trying on trousers around your neck?
Samosas Assemble!
The samosas are calling Toby again and Chelsey is feeling a little horse.
Reservoir booze and Big Foot
Toby's solution to the hosepipe ban and Chelsey's off to the Leeds Festival...
No may flies on Paul O'Grady
Toby learns about the lives of may flies but it's no dog's life for Nick.
Hair today but gone tomorrow, 5th Aug 22
Toby's had a haircut and Nick's returned from his holidays.
I wanna fly away, 29 Jul 22
Toby's waved his eldest off and the team are lobbying for a Sheffield Eurovision.
I can't believe it's not butter, 22nd July 22
Toby's got a paddling pool and Chelsey's trying to make butter.
No wheels on my wagon, 15 Jul 22
Toby's been to a gala but is missing some wheels.
You don't know you're born, 8th July
Toby, Nick and Chelsey celebrate the 1980s in their own unique way.
Just take it serious-lorry, 1st July
You'll never guess what Chelsey saw on her drive to work!
Yobs in the playground, 24th June
Toby cocks a snook.
Fish CPR, 17th June
Dad lies, saving fish and heavy lorries.
If the head don't fit...10th June
Toby, Xanthe and Nick look for Jimmy Nail.
Toby And The Back Spasms, 27th May 22
Toby's had "one for the car" and Chelsey's mixed up her back spasms.
Awarding success
Toby and Chelsey have been to the big smoke.
Getting saucy
Food hacks and fortune telling.
The road to Hull
It's taken two years, but finally Nick's been caught.
Too weak to iron, 25th March
Toby and Nick discover Chelsey has just landed from another planet.
My pockets were full of wasps! 18th March
Chelsey reveals some unusual information!
How do you jelly an eel? 11th March
Toby has his teeth drilled and Nick and Chelsey debate sibling pop acts.
Toby's last day, 24th Feb
Chelsey has bought Toby a special present for his last day.
James Blunt torture, 18 Feb '22
Chelsey shares some love crumpet and Toby disperses protesters.
A snowman goes into a greengrocers.....11 Feb '22
Toby is working hard for laughs this week.
My tool is tired, 4th Feb '22
Xanthe is adamant she's seen a crane in Chesterfield and Toby's getting fit.
You will never tell me I'm a bad singer! 21st Jan '22
It's time to shine! Chelsey wows Toby and Nick with her vocal talents.
No cry? No sweat. 18th January '22
Katie and Nick test Toby's theory that he doesn't cry when chopping onions. It's a mess.
Fancy a bobble? 17th December '21
Double crossing, bobbling round Sheffield and office party etiquette.
More words than a dog, 10th December
Who knows more words, Chelsey or a dog?!
You keep upsetting my dog, 18th November
Space ketchup; Paddy McGuinness; dogs; chauffeurs; pogo sticks and sexy backs.
Who dressed Her Majesty? 5th November
Toby, Chelsey and Kevin talk chocolate onions; National Toby Day and fancy dress.
Shoplifting with your mum, 29th October, 21
Nick's making Tic Tac pasta; Chelsey's got gas problems and Toby's made a pledge.
Finger of f*****, 25th October 21
The team learn a new word and discover the BBC censors chocolate bars.
Put it in my glove box, 7th October 21
Black pudding; ghostly roads and funny car parts.
Toby! The Musical, 17 Sep 21
Everyone's talking about Toby.
Pie In The Sky, 10 Sep 21
Toby and the gang have a big idea about a big pie!
Stuff your own crust, September 3rd '21
Amorous dolphins; forgotten passwords and mumblers.
The Toby Buster podcast, August 27th '21
Idiot potatoes; savage tortoises; speedboats; the Queen's head and funny names.
Tastes like snails, 20th August 21
Aliens; potted dog and the 1970s, with a guest appearance from celebrity chef Rustie Lee!
What's the point of a dog? 13th August 21
Chelsey drops a bombshell and it's Toby's birthday.
Bye Pat! 6th Aug 21
Toby takes a special delivery and the team celebrate buttery butter.
You Say Sofa I Say Settee, 23 Jul 21
Controversy ensues when Bez from the Happy Mondays says "settee" on national telly.
A Lamb, an Owl and a Hawk Walk Into A Bar, 02 July 21
Toby hears some great stories about the strangest things people have seen out and about.
Three Brians on the Shirt, 25 Jun 21
Who needs to sing about Three Lions?? Toby, Kat and Nick come up with alternatives.
Ferret Finger Frolics, 11 Jun 21
Toby has an amazing call from a fella who woke up with a ferret eating his finger!
We Don’t Talk Anymore, 04 Jun 21
Toby spies on Nick's phone and has to enlist listeners to help with this week's funnies.
Toby Foster Nul Points, 28 May 21
Toby has an idea for Eurovision next year but Kat and Nick aren’t quite on board.
Let’s Be Having You, 21 May 21
Kat channels her inner Delia Smith as Barnsley FC make the play offs.
Et Voila, 17 May 21
Toby tips his hat towards the French after they lead the way in Magic education.
Someone Call The Fire Brigade, 7 May 21
Toby and the team have to evacuate when the fire alarm goes off!
The Nichest Phone In Ever, 30 Apr 21
After Kat removes a pine needle from her leg Toby asks a VERY specific question.
Take The Levy To The Chevy, 23 Apr 21
Nick takes a pop at Toby’s new Toddler Tune competition over the lyrical accuracy.
Look Who’s Talking, 09 Apr 21
Toby works on a few of his celebrity impressions and there’s a new quiz coming too!
You’d Butter Believe It, 01 Apr 21
Toby’s dog gets his head stuck which leads to a discussion on the price of butter.
Some Swans Knocking At The Door, 26 Mar 21
Toby reflects on the signature story of the week and Nick releases a dance track
Comic Relief Special, 19 Mar 21
An extra Toby Foster Podcast with an hour of YOUR jokes with a live audience
Why Do Ducks Have Feathers? 19 Mar 21
This weeks podcast is jammed packed with jokes in the run up to our Comic Relief Special
Tell Us A Joke, No Really! 5 Mar 21
Toby asks for your jokes for a Comic Relief special
The Tale Of The 5 Grand Cup Of Tea, 26 Feb 21
Toby turns an average cup of tea into the most expensive in the world.
Hen-do or Hen-don’t, 18 Feb 21
There's a family fall out due to a confession about Henderson's Relish.
Flippin Heck It’s the Podcast, 12 Feb 21
Toby fully embraces a challenge set down by fellow presenter Jason Rosam.
The Handbags And The Bananas, 05 Feb 21
When a 14 inch banana is discovered in Doncaster the show takes an unexpected turn.
Hair Today Gone Tomorrow, 29 Feb 21
Hairless dogs turns out to be the big talking point of the week!
Push The Button, 22 Jan 21
Toby takes issue with the President of America because of his first actions in the job.
Panic At The Disc-Snow, pod 15 Jan
As snow falls Toby hears about what Pat in Dronfield says to the snow and Kat has a slip!
I Believe In Miracles, 08 Jan 21
Toby is lambasted for having hot chocolate for breakfast and Kat does some washing.
Toby Foster and The Witches Finger, 24 Dec 20
Toby calls his TV remote something daft and Nick struggles to describe a cookie cutter!
Don't let the bed bugs bite, 18 Dec 20
Toby's got a warning about creepy crawlies, and there's more toilet humour.
Les Dawson Underwater, 11 Dec 20
Impressionist Jon Culshaw does his take on Toby…and Toby’s not too happy about it!
Cockle Our Souls, 04 Dec 20
Toby tells the story of his dog Skip and Kat has an unfortunate slip of the tongue
Bangers and Crash, 27 Nov 20
Toby has an unfortunate incident involving his new car and Nick is buying a teasmade!
Scooby Dooby Don’t, 20 Nov 20
Toby dusts off his Scooby Doo impression and Kat pays a fortune for a sandwich!
That’s Out-Radious, 13 No 20
Toby gets told off by a 3 year old because of his stance on Christmas decorations!
Any Meat For The Dog? 06 Nov 20
Toby takes on a second job delivering meat and Kat start WFH!
You OK Hun? 30 Oct 20
Toby has a mare of a time fishing and Kat has a bad day.
Believe me you, 16 Oct 20
Toby's cold and tired and Nick doesn't believe me. You?
Frog in the bog, 9th Oct 20
Toby's not cut out for the world of work and there's a froggy mystery.
Who’s Mixed My Toasties? 02 Oct 20
Toby and the team try out some dad jokes and Kat goes Roller Skating
The Button Smuggler, 25 Sept 20
Kat finds a new place to hide her buttons and Toby comes up with a new feature.
Stronger Than Yesterday, 18 Sept
Toby's had a short week, and Kat's getting strong.
Boomtown Kats, 11 Sept 20
Toby's celebrating Christmas early and Kat's got a rodent problem.
Get fresh for the weekend, 4th Sept 20
Toby’s had air freshener dramas and Xanthe’s forgotten to put her lights on.
You Say Holiday I Say Staycation! 28 Aug 20
Toby, the team and his daughter Maisie take a campervan trip around South Yorkshire
Forward, Roll. 21 Aug 20
Toby's gymnastically challenged and Kat's slept in a treehouse.
What Be That Fish, 14th Aug 20
Multi Award Winning Toby Foster comes up with a brand new guess the fish competition!
You Smell Neutral Toby, 31 Jul 20
Kat pays Toby a backhanded compliment and the team rework the ChuckleVision theme tune.
He Ain't Heavy, He's My Blanket, 24 Jul 20
Toby's discovered an insomnia cure, and there's much ado about Barnsley.
Mumbo Jumbology, 17 July 20
Toby and the team talk about the 13th sign of the Zodiac
Bake a difference, 10 Jul 20
Toby's a has-bin and Xanthe's been baking up a storm.
No Hard Fillings, 3 Jul 20
Toby's been to the dentist and the listeners all love Jim Davis.
'Egg or cannon?' and other questions. 26 Jun 20
Toby attempts to answer the great unanswerable questions and Kat soils herself.
Around the world (and in the shed) 12 Jun 20
Toby's round-the-world trip continues, but things don't go entirely to plan...
Send us a postcard! 5 June 20
Toby kicks off a virtual trip around the World beginning in Greece and ending in Mexico
Avant Gardener, 29 May 20
Toby thinks he's being wound up and Kat's off round the world (sort of)
Toby, u ok hun? 22 May 20
Toby's not enjoying his extra time at home and Kat's got a new hobby.
Furry Foreheads and Slippery Showers, 15 May 20
Toby continues to put a smile on people’s faces and Kat slips in the shower
Peacock Detective, 1 May 2020
Toby returns to the studio and there is news of a Peacock on the loose in his village
Neville Neville, 24 Apr 20
Toby's still working from home, and there's bad news from the Foster household.
Jolly Hockey Sticks, 17 April 20
Toby works from home and keeps everyone smiling...apart from himself!
Current Affairs, 09 April 20
Toby attempts to cheer everybody up, his dog steals the limelight and Kat gets confused.
Isolation Station, 03 Apr 20
The team are all back together after Kat’s self-isolation!
Cheese on the wheels, 13 Mar 20
Toby talks about doofers, patricia-rolls and eggy putty...plus other familyisms!
Another day in parrot-dise, 6 Mar 20
We've won an award, Kat's had a couple of soft drinks and there are parrots on the phone!
Squeeze the Eel, 13 Feb 20
Judge Toby presides over life's dilemmas and the team has a makeover.
Hold On Caller Waiting, 7 Feb 20
Toby tests out his new on hold music with the help of listener Roy.
Plugging The Gaps, 31 Jan 20
Toby's been to the cinema and there's something lurking behind Kat's radiator.
When The Lights Go Out, 24 Jan 20
Toby has his headlights stolen and the team are VERY supportive…NOT!!
Horney Handed Man Of Radio, 17 Jan 20
Toby and the team pay homage to the humble refuge collector.
Henceforth The Podcast, 10 Jan 20
Toby tries out his Radio 3 Voice and Kat tries pea juice coffee, made from mushy peas!
Toby's Review Of The Year
Toby looks back on his highlights of 2019.
Bonuscast: The Toby Awards 2019
Toby hands out trophies to his favourite guests of the year.
Not a Sausage, 20 Dec 19
Toby ponders a lack of pigs in blankets, and has a dramatic fanfare.
The Podcast Of Mystery, 06 Dec 19
Kat bans Toby from telling you what’s in the Podcast so there are no spoilers!
Brought To You By The Letter C, 29 Nov 19
Toby talks Cows, Cyril, Christmas Presents and (Fact) Checking.
How Do You Woo? 22 Nov 19
Toby talks about how he wooed his wife in a supermarket café.
Goats Eyes…That’s Udderly Ridiculous, 08 Nov 19
Toby talks a lot about Goats on the Pod, including their eyes and what gets your goat?!
Hello Tony, 18 Oct 19
Toby is mistaken for someone with a similar name.
BOGOF, 11th Oct 19
Toby's talking toilet roll, dogs and astrology.
A Bit Of Argy Bargy, 27 Sept 19
The story of a narrowboat gets Toby all worked up!
You Must Be Yoking, 20th Sept 2019
Toby finds out if it’s lucky to get a ‘double yoaker’ egg!
BOJO in RORO with TOFO, 13 Sept 19
Toby tests out the formula for Boris Johnson’s nickname ahead of his visit to Rotherham.
Slate For A Plate, 6 Sept 19
Toby and the team discuss the big topics of the week including using a slate for a plate!
Live in Scarborough, 02 Sept 19
Toby, Kat and Nick take a trip to the seaside for the final day of the summer holidays!
The Under 30s Club, 23 Aug 19
Office politics takes over as a new Under 30s group has formed and Toby’s not invited!
50 Tales of Toby, 09 Aug 19
Peter Kay, Ricky Gervais and the Phoenix Nights gang celebrate Toby’s 50th Birthday.
No Such Thing as a Pish, 02 Aug 19
Toby buys a new fridge, and is shocked to learn just how squeaky his voice used to be!
Podcast schmodcast 26 July '19
Toby tells dad jokes
Hook, Line and Sinker, 19 Jul 19
Toby talks about fishing…A LOT!!! And Kat gets an offer she can’t refuse.
Yodelling Along, 12 Jul 19
Toby and Kat have a go Yodelling thanks to the Swiss Red Arrows!
The Case Of The Upside Down Swimsuit, 05 July 19
Toby talks about a lady who had an unforgettable wardrobe malfunction.
All Tied Up, 28 Jun 19
Toby gets a glimpse into news man Nick’s wardrobe, all because of a listener complaint.
Mrs Bacon Eggington, 14 Jun 19
It's a very eggy podcast this week (no yolks) with added fish pie.
Espresso Yourself, 07 Jun 19
Toby picks a fight with Lewis Capaldi and has a revelation about coffee.
Do You Come From Rom, Ron? 31 May 19
Toby spends his week talking about the Crich Tramway Museum and the village of Rom.
Some Kind of Bliss, 24 May 19
Toby draws on his vast experience to talk about domestic bliss.
The Case Of The Exploding Table, 17 May 19
Toby finds out that exploding glass tables are more common than you think!
It's All About The Bass, Yo Double, 10 May 19
Toby’s wish comes true as he tries his hand at the double bass and Kat gets naked again!
I Was Born On A Wand'rin' Star, 03 May 19
Toby’s Auntie Kate makes an appearance on the show and we learn about young Toby.
9772 Is The Magic Number, 14 Apr 19
There was a huge moment on the show this week when Toby opened an envelope!
The Earl of Romtickle, 05 Apr 19
Toby talks about growing up, Kylie and becoming the Lord of Cheese Bottom.
Intergalactic Flying Burger, 29 Mar 19
Toby talks parcels and pigeons and learns the fate of a flying frozen burger. Obviously.
Never Enough, 22 Mar 19
Toby's had enough of posh coffee and the listeners have had enough of everything.
Swedish Chef, 15 Mar 19
Toby's been mistaken for somebody very important and Kat is preoccupied with a brassica.
The Only Way Is Tup, 08 Mar 19
Toby's been experimenting with nudity, and Kat's Tupperware stalls the conversation.
Party Like It's Your Birthday, 01 Mar 19
Birthday errors, baked rainbows and classical music.
Wristy Business, 22 Feb 2019
Toby discovers the missing scene from The Lion King and when is a cheese not a cheese?
The Netherland Regions, 15 Feb 19
Toby ponders smart speakers and rabbits, and has a wardrobe malfunction.
Dog In The Playground, 08 Feb 19
Flooded houses, errant pets, and new listeners. Strap yourselves in!
Tickle My Pickle, 01 Feb 19
Drinking pickle juice, failing Dry January and getting cultural.
To The Moon And Back, 25 Jan 19
Exciting moons, messy cars and awards.
Lightbulb Moments, 18 Jan 19
Toby ponders old lightbulbs, hanging baskets and nice cups of tea.
Home And Dry, 11 Jan 19
We're back! Toby's doing Dry January, Kat's got a wart, and Dan's made the tea (badly).
Bangers & Cash Bonuscast, 31 Dec 18
The highlights of Toby's big charity drive across Europe.
The Toby Awards Bonuscast, 25 Dec 18
It's Toby's annual awards ceremony!
The Ventriloquism Incident, 24 Dec 18
Toby's voice is rather low, and Producer Dan's lips aren't moving...
The Way To Armadillo, 14 Dec 18
Toby talks Brexit and Sean Bean, and meets a furry friend.
Punch Drunk, 7 Dec 18
Toby's got a very special surprise guest in the studio.
My Bidet is a Temple, 23 Nov 18
Toby's not in good health, and the boss is nowhere to be seen.
Brexit Beans Brexit, 16 Nov 18
It's a big week for brexit...and for Toby's feet.