BBC Radio Podcasts from The Tiki Tiki Tiki Room

Season 4: Tiki 2020 - How you know you're getting old...

Alex and Alun try to prevent Kane from becoming a grumpy, old man.

Season 4: Tiki 2020 - Could you survive an animal attack?

Alun tests Alex and Kane with their knowledge of how to survive deadly animal attacks.

Season 4: Tiki 2020 - Alex the animal rescuer

Alex explains how is the new Chris Packham.

Season 4: Tiki 2020 - The joys of married life

Alex & Alun encourage Kane to hurry up and get divorced!

Season 4: Tiki 2020 - "You need to up your game"

Alex teaches us how to insult your work colleagues.

Season 4: Tiki 2020 - A new voice

Alex and Alun welcome a new member to the Tiki Tiki Tiki Room.

Season 4: Tiki 2020 - Bob Who?

The Tiki room is a man down! What caused the fallout?

Season 3: Tiki 2020 - Is it OK to airbrush out a wife?

Yes, sorry I forgot to say, you're my third wife not my second... SURPRISE!

Season 3: Tiki 2020 - Alun nearly blows up his family.

Nothing says, I Trust You, like taking the family out for dinner while you do the DIY.

Season 3: Tiki 2020 - Alex has a problem... he's called Alun

Easygoing Alex crashes into High Maintenance Alun and sparks fly.

Season 3: Tiki 2020 - Alun Embarks On An Expensive Exercise II

Alex offers advice about lounge decor: Sinatra's style on Shakin' Stevens spending

Season 3: Tiki 2020 - Bob's Wife Makes Him Break... Something

The unspeakable occurs... and then gets spoken about.

Season 3: Tiki 2020 - Alun Embarks On An Expensive Exercise

Alun is steeling himself to teach his son to drive, Alex offers his advice.

Season 3: Tiki 2020 - Alun Is Taken For A Ride

Alex is put out that Alun went and bought a Mini without asking his advice.

Season 3: Tiki 2020 - Bob Being Boring About Bicycles

Someone knocked Bob off his bike and Alex & Alun are full of sympathy

Season 3: Tiki 2020 - The Three Muskehounds are back

Alun & Bob have to school Alex on 1990's cartoon themes.

Season 2: Daily Tiki Podlet 49

Alun is struggling with dates this Christmas, but Alex isn't.

Season 2: Daily Tiki Podlet 48

Alex is being fleeced left, right and centre to pay for other people's holidays.

Season 2: Daily Tiki Podlet 47

Bob hasn't got any time to see Alex or Alun at Christmas.

Season 2: Daily Tiki Podlet 46

Alex talks about his retirement plans... and they involve dogs, lots of dogs.

Season 2: Daily Tiki Podlet 45

Alex is teaching his children to be just like him.

Season 2: Daily Tiki Podlet 44

Alun made the mistake of rebuffing his wife... at bedtime.

Season 2: Daily Tiki Podlet 43

Alex reveals his dream Christmas present... but it's not available.

Season 2: Daily Tiki Podlet 43

Alun and Bob had a lunch date and found a new way to pay!

Season 2: Daily Tiki Podlet 42

Alex needs more advice... his daughter says he's not #1 male in the family anymore!

Season 2: Daily Tiki Podlet 41

Alex needs advice... when your wife doesn't want a Christmas present, what do you do?

Season 2: Daily Tiki Podlet 40

Alun has BIG news, which Alex and Bob handle with typical tact & diplomacy.

Season 2: Daily Tiki Podlet 39

Bob went to the shops & came home with everything he needed, but forgot one of his kids.

Season 2: Daily Tiki Podlet 38

Alun is unhappy that advertisers seem to think he's now in an older demographic group.

Season 2: Daily Tiki Podlet 37

Alex's wife has summed up their 20 year marriage in three beautiful words.

Season 2: Daily Tiki Podlet 36

Alex & Alun have found another elephant in the room, this one has a new tattoo.

Season 2: Daily Tiki Podlet 35

Alun hears the 3rd worst thing your teenage daughter can ever say to you.

Season 2: Daily Tiki Podlet 34

Alex and Alun notice a new elephant in the room and it's wearing braces.

Season 2: Daily Tiki Podlet 33

Alex has some useful money saving tips ahead of the festive season.

Season 2: Daily Tiki Podlet 32

Bob's wife makes a mistake, so Bob does the right thing & records it to enjoy later.

Season 2: Daily Tiki Podlet 31

Alun is done with wallpapering, Alex is a carpenter's son & Bob's only just begun.

Season 2: Daily Tiki Podlet 30

Are Alex and Bob real friends yet, or still just colleagues with benefits?

Season 2: Daily Tiki Podlet 29

Alex asks if it's OK to dump your spouse over dinner on a cruise, just hypothetically...

Season 2: Daily Tiki Podlet 28

Bob insults Alex and Alex's current wife and most of his family.

Season 2: Daily Tiki Podlet 27

Alex and Alun address the peroxide blonde elephant in the room.

Season 2: Daily Tiki Podlet 26

Alex, Alun & Bob discuss the Tiki Tiki Tiki room pecking order.

Season 2: Daily Tiki Podlet 26

Bob has a problem with his neighbour's hypoallergenic gender non-binary cat.

Season 2: Daily Tiki Podlet 25

The writing is on the wallpaper of Alun's marital home.

Season 2: Daily Tiki Podlet 24

It turns out Bob might've made a mess on his own doorstep.

Season 2: Daily Tiki Podlet 23

Bob has a hypothetical question, have you ever nearly killed your wife?

Season 2: Daily Tiki Podlet 22

Alun thinks he's found a new way to be romantic with his wife.

Season 2: Daily Tiki Podlet 21

Alex goes on holiday with his wife & two grown up sons on a big band & swing cruise!

Season 2: Daily Tiki Podlet 20

Alex has been on holiday, twice, leading to a sore head, swollen hand & marital problems.

Season 2: Daily Tiki Podlet 19

Alun wants to be a record breaker.

Season 2: Daily Tiki Podlet 18

Alex has been on holiday & he's discovered he wants to do marriage the Italian way.

Season 2: Daily Tiki Podlet 17

Alex doesn't go to anything he doesn't want to, even weddings.

Season 2: Daily Tiki Podlet 16

Alex pulls out "It's not you, it's me"... again!

Season 2: Daily Tiki Podlet 15

Alun and Alex share their secrets of marital harmony in the bedroom.

Season 2: Daily Tiki Podlet 14

Bob has become a fun person to be around! All it took was £6 and a sliced white loaf.

Season 2: Daily Tiki Podlet 13

Alex has received a broadcasting award but when & for what... exactly?

Season 2: Daily Tiki Podlet 12

Bob learns that all it takes to undo him is a teenager, some spilt milk & a flat battery.

Season 2: Daily Tiki Podlet 11

Alex is spending a small fortune on his adult son's bedroom peanut butter.

Season 2: Daily Tiki Podlet 10

Alun has a breakdown in the kitchen over "freezer litter".

Season 2: Daily Tiki Podlet 9

Alex, Alun & Bob ask star guest Jack Savoretti about his wife, his money & his kitchen!

Season 2: Daily Tiki Podlet 8

Alun & Bob find out they aren't getting the best of Alex.

Season 2: Daily Tiki Podlet 7

Bob paid to have his family locked up for his birthday.

Season 2: Daily Tiki Podlet 6

Alex is unhappy about how long it takes to get a Screaming Orgasm.

Season 2: Daily Tiki Podlet 5

Alun's been to see a sex therapist to improve his marriage by 8%.

Season 2: Daily Tiki Podlet 4

Bob wants to do his bit to avoid planetary climate disaster, so he's stopped using soap.

Season 2: Daily Tiki Podlet 3

Alun explores the life he could have had, if only he was interesting.

Season 2: Daily Tiki Podlet 2

Alex, Alun & Bob are introduced to The Farmer & Lemon Meringue Pie Guy.

Season 2: It's a Tiki rebirth - now re-imagined DAILY for more remirth!

Alex, Alun & Bob catch up after their summer separation.

I'm The Only Normal One Here

The official end of season one: reflections, nostalgia, future plans & a farting dog.

Three Gins And Some Pringles

Twin teenage Tiki traumas - fossil hunting & sugar rebellion - plus Alun's big new show!

What's The Worst Thing About Being Grandad?

Dodgy financial advice, swingers party etiquette & fridge magnet psychology.

I Haven't Got A Fingerprint

Making friends with the right size people, veg box distress & leg room greater distress.

The Wolf Is Always At The Door

Kisses after rows, sexy messages gone astray, Alun's big break & disastrous dates.

But Don't Hold Him

Jack Ryan, storage unit mystique, the sixth-form gooseberry & fantasy optician role-play.

Can I Help You With Those?

Suburban car washing, supermarket flirting, sub-optimal husbanding & Alex's pen of choice

And it was Bing!

The magic snake, Solex productions & the finest water closet in the world #tikitoilet

I Came Up With The Name

Guilty flowers, dog cones, mashed potato steam & Alun's son loves Alex more than his Dad.

You Make Me Sad With Your Eyes

Turning off Wifi, Magic Grandad & teen relationship advice from Alex Dyke.

Make Christmas Great Again

A Special Festive Episode with bells, kids, a 24 day quiz & omelette for the vegetarians.

I Thought He'd Be Short And Fat?

Famous birthday guests, dungarees, boring presents & is janitor an offensive term?

This Lady's Been Stuffed

Alex is the grinch, brand rivalry, gift panic and another wife is secretly recorded.

She Must've Pulled The Duvet Back To Look

Controlling the remote, emotional sneezing, CCTV snooping, human dustbins & lift talk.

Me And Your Mother

Teenage Snogging, Knife Throwing, Secondhand Gifts & Alun tells his Wife about the Hotel.

Would you break your collarbone for 3 grand?

Bob's party etiquette, Alun's shocking party revelation plus Alex's view of cyclists.

Bring The Car Round

Alex's new flat and current wife, men with wine, reading in bed & lollipop lady feedback.

I Don't Have A Garden

Apartment living, polyamory, oshopping trolleys, Scooby Doo and an X Rated cycle ride.

You Are The Party

A mini episode while Alex is away, addressing criticism, an email from abroad & Tiki gold

I Once Took My Pouffe... I Honestly Did

Mr Fussy, Monopoly, a shopping delivery fail & very dirty phones - plus bonus outtakes!

Did You Get Her Number?

Panto scandal, a marriage course, phonetic alphabet confidence & how to sit on a train.

She Wouldn't Let It Go

Lift behaviour, eBay fetishists, phone shouters, till voices & Spongebob Squarepants

I'm A Pony, I'm A Pony

Our most embarrassing stories, Alun on the breakfast show & Bob's new shoes arrive.

They're Always Sat On The Bed

Otters, Tinder, Celebrity Facebook Friends, Teenage Romance & Bob's Qualities

I'd Stick My Foot Out And Trip Him Up

Double Denim, Four Door Ferraris, a new Hamster & for the ladies... the Bob Diggles' Slot

It Was The Wrong Wife Actually

Speech marks, age discrimination, how to buy shoes & some gold from the Tiki archive.

You Just Need To Make Sure They're Sedated

An X-rated slideshow, browsing histories, beach huts & a fun game to play with students.

I Literally Have Nothing I Can Say

Weatherboarding, hiding evidence, tannoy announcements & a sombre birthday celebration.

I Don't Even Know What Would Make Me Do That

Scooters, service charges, the circus and celebrity guest Daniel O'Donnell!

Who's That Old Man Looking At Us?

A short summer-holiday-apology-pod touching on nepotism, coin jars & Alex's BIG news.

You're easily led, that's your problem

Driving abroad, how to say guacamole, no beards or tattoos and camping excellence.

Was It Easy To Park?

Stung tongues, hire cars that ruin your hair, all you can eat buffets & too loose shorts.

You Are Socially Awkward

Alex has a made a life change, Bob's marriage is in trouble & Alun has permission to land

Would Rod Stewart Do It?

A night out in Brighton, rock n' roll guest star Jim Cregan & washing line etiquette.

We Touch Each Other All The Time

Bob reveals a major change to his appearance and Alex meets a chemist with small hands.

Leave Your Children

Famous muffs, favourite colours, non violent communication and petrol pump authorisation.

What are we good at?

Waist size revelations, video call indiscretions and a visit from Daddy Nails.

A New Hope

Podcasting, Love Island bodies, tattoos, Father's Day & Alex's complicated family.