BBC Radio Podcasts from The Gerry Anderson Show
Spinster Of This Parish
Sean Coyle pays tribute to 40 years of Gerry - last in the series.
Never Been Called A Gentleman
Gerry has a cottage, and an angry golfer calls (First Broadcast 27/11/2001)
The Days Of The Blow Lamp
What a blacksmiths smelt like, how to talk to a horse, and Geordie's geese (09/05/2001)
Gerry's Bad Accents
Is it stick or schtick? and a local celeb cookbook - who's cooking chicken? (06/09/1991)
The Man With The Old Voice
Gerry becomes Hugo, and Sean strips to his shorts (First Broadcast 24/06/2009)
Protestant Baps, Catholic Buns
Gerry tries to buy a hub cap, and what's a suppressor? (First Broadcast 09/10/2001)
More Beef On A Crutch
Vintage Gerry from 1984, featuring a young Mr Coyle as a certain boxer (22/10/1984)
Two Words: Shut Up
Gerry & Sean discuss tonic wine and smoking (First broadcast 18/01/2010)
Gerry's Ghost Hunt
For Halloween, we revisit Gerry's tour of Crumlin Road Gaol (First Broadcast 29/10/2005)
A Hypnotised Hen and the Child of Prague.
A brief, but legendary moment. Audio quality is poor, but it's the only copy we know of!
Do You Take Sugar?
What tricks did your employer play? (First broadcast 13/03/2012)
Hugh's Got Rhythm
The phones aren't working, Seamus Heaney meets Bojangles (First Broadcast 26/09/2009)
A Special Programme About Baldness
Cures for baldness: rainwater and cow pats (First Broadcast 28/09/2011)
To Wig Or Not To Wig
Sean has a fan & is it better to dye or wig? (First broadcast 12/08/2008)
The Wee Man Is Very Quiet
Classic movie talk annoys Gerry, and he doesn't use the toilet brush
Away And Tighten A Vinegar Bottle
How to greet people, and chip shop trickery (First Broadcast 10 09 2008)
Jackie & Daniel In The Wild West
The Unforgiven, reimagined Ulster style (First Broadcast 05 12 2007)
Stone The Crows
Wigs, and what happened to the chicken? (First Broadcast 06 05 2008)
How Does It Rate On The Filth Scale?
Sean's eye brow, and a first taste of drink
A Kangeroo Landed In The Garden
Nothing wrong with hugging, and Tony Curtis' horn (First broadcast 27/10/2010)
No Real Names Any More
How to care for a hedgehog, and Fonsie the Football Coach (First Broadcast 25/10/2007)
The Only Organ That Doesn't Lie
The nose knows, and a lesson in 'sleaze'
No Future In Being A Hyena
Which animal would you be? Geordie is confused by a rest room (First Broadcast 27/10/09)
Fonsie Sells Nadine A Car
Gerry struggles with Jimmy Cricket (First Broadcast 10 11 2008)
Gerry's Festival Days
Airports, Derek Bell - and Sean brings Roy Walker back (First Broadcast 27 04 2011)
Sean's Sore Arm
Gerry worries that his star power is fading. (First Broadcast 07/02/2008)
Are You Still Keeping Pigeons?
The strange tale of Mike Tyson and a pigeon.
I Know Where You Got Your Hair
New hair, a wedding ring and the back seat of a car. (First broadcast 30/08/2010)
Geordie & The Wee Duck
A listener finds a duck, the Isle of Man gets Gerry in trouble (First Broadcast 28/06/06)
Two Types Of People
Gerry explains the art of talk shows (First Broadcast 25/09/07)
A Play About A Dog
Why attraction loses its lustre & is Gerry's laugh fake? (First broadcast 24/09/2009)
The Whiskey Chronicles
How Gerry got a taste for scotch, and gremlins in the machine. (First Broadcast 17/03/10)
Pushy Backy Standy Uppy
Sean's vanishing posterior and a singing donkey (First Broadcast 27/11/2007)
To Have Loved And Lost
Valentine's Day, Budgies and a cousin called Kevin (First Broadcast 14/02/2008)
When You Weren't Allowed To Be Bald
How to enjoy a half pint, and baldness (First Broadcast 27/09/2011)
To Cuddle A Spaceship
A man chases a fox, Geordie buys a cow (First Broadcast 06/04/2009)
A Play About Northern Ireland
King of the Culchies, and bad plays about Northern Ireland (First Broadcast 14/10/2008)
A Bear Ran Down A Hill
Gerry went fishing & how to rotivate a lawn (First Broadcast 07/04/2009)
A Spud Sits Weeping In The Attic
Geordie has trouble with a calf and some chewing tobacco (First Broadcast 21/10/2010)
Go To Bed Little Hedgehog
How to walk like a Protestant or a Catholic. (First broadcast 16/04/2008)
A Tale Of Cow Dung & Snuff
Do glasses have legs or arms? (First Broadcast 15/03/2011)
Gerry The Docker
Gerry's at the docks, Geordie's at the gin (First Broadcast 11 02 2009)
Skinny Malink Melodeon Legs
Gerry is not interested in children's rhymes of yesteryear (First Broadcast 23/10/2007)
The Days Of The Big Hand Bag
Airport problems and a history of Derry fashion
No Peas? That'll Cost You Extra
You're Bernard Ingham! And why less food costs more. (First Broadcast 10/09/2007)
The Balmoral Show
Gerry, Sean and Geordie meet goats, lamas and cheeky children (First Broadcast 12/5/10)
That Thing The Doctor Used To Do
Sean's riotous past, and an old use for '3d bits' (First Broadcast 22/02/2011)
Gerry's Own Goal
A football career cut short by a spectacular own goal (First Broadcast 20/11/2004)
Seven Pints & A Fish Supper
An unusual promotion in a local bar (First Broadcast 23/06/09)
Local Ads For Local People
Gerry dissects local radio ads, Sean won't do Ivan Little (First Broadcast 06/08/2008)
Michael's Haunted House
Michael says he has had several run in's with the 'deceased' (First Broadcast 29 03 2004)
Men With A Flick
Why can we put a man on the moon, but not put a man's flick down? (24/10/03)
Shut That Gate - The Musical
Gerry is writing a musical about the Siege of Derry (First Broadcast 04/05/2009)
Attacked By Crows
A listener is plagued by crows & Gerry wants back on TV (First Broadcast 20/04/2010)
How To Talk To People In Pubs
Gerry wants to talk to people in pubs (First Broadcast 19 01 2006)
Cowboys & Vegas
Cowboy museum in the desert & Brendan Bowyer in Vegas (First Broadcast 22/05/1991)
Tommy Kelly
Tommy Kelly's in Hong Kong in this vintage edition of the show (First Broadcast 04/01/89)
Airports & Teabags
The price of teabags at airports (First Broadcast 20/08/2005)
A Day Out In Enniskillen
Gerry takes a dander round Enniskillen (First Broadcast 26/06/1995)
Pregnant Ferret & Loud Levels
Geordie has a ferret problem, Gerry has a level problem (First Broadcast 21/06/2004)
Deceased Budgies & Grumpy Gerry
A listener loses his budgie & Gerry is in very bad form
Petrol Pumps & Gout
A young Ballymena listener complains about 'pointless' stories (First Broadcast 15/10/06)
A History of Gerry in 100 Objects
Gerry takes a bus trip to the Ulster Museum (First Broadcast 05/02/2010)
Chipeaters, Whistlers & Wah Wahs
Unusual names for Belfast folk, and a keen whistler (First Broadcast 27/06/2005)
Derry Wives & Guardian Angels
American GIs stuck in Derry, and Charlie Landsborough stops by (First Broadcast 03/11/03)
The Cow With Warts On Her Teat
Hand Dryer usage, greyhounds chasing sausages & how to mingle (First Broadcast 12/01/05)
Beverly Hills, Rodeo Drive & Coronation Street
Gerry & Sean get lost in a Beverly Hills garden (First Broadcast 20/05/1991)
Talking Teeth & Eating Teeth
Eccentric aunts, crosswords and a man with a broken leg (First Broadcast 09/02/2009)
Sean, I want to talk to you
Gerry is not happy with this morning's calibre of caller (First Broadcast 04/10/2004)
Gerry's Guide to the Big Apple
Gerry plans to run in the NYC Marathon...but plans can change (First Broadcast 27/12/11)
Golfing Gripes & Michael Moore
A golfer is upset, and Gerry talks to director Michael Moore (First Broadcast 12/08/04)
San Fran Daniel
Gerry takes a taxi tour of San Francisco with Daniel O'Donnell (First broadcast 23/05/91)
The Quiet Man
Who was The Quiet Man? Gerry is fed up talking about it (First Broadcast 20/12/2004)
A Terrible Thing Has Happened
A bus trip to Ballywalter estate ends in disaster...for a vase (First Broadcast 17/12/88)
Love & Hatchets
Sean injures himself with a hatchet and a listener is in love (First broadcast 12/08/03)
Venice Beach, Paramount Studios & Sonny Bono
Gerry travels to Los Angeles and Palm Springs (First broadcast 21 05 1991)
It's Always Sunny In Northern Ireland
Sunny weather woes, chipmunks and Frank Carson (First broadcast 08/08/2003)
Welcome to The Gerry Anderson Show
Sean Coyle and Eve Blair introduce the new Gerry Anderson podcast.